A friend sent me these this morning. They are scans of actual answers given on tests by students here in Brazil.
Q. What is the principal function of the skeleton?
A. To invade the castle of Greyskull!
Q. Explain the political policy adopted by President Janio Quadros
A. Teacher, I was born in 1987, for this reason I will not be able to answer this question. However I am willing to go to the library and research the policy he adopted.
This one needs no translation. I can identify with this student.
Q. Find x
A. It’s right there
(I actually did something like this in my algebra book…I bet my Dad could find it and send me a scan…)